I HATED YOUR PARENTS AT THEIR HOUSE
SO I LEFT THE DOOR TO THE BATHROOM OPEN
AND YOU SAW ME POUR HOT WAX ONTO MY CHEST
AND RIP IT OFF WITH BOTH HANDS AND THE SKIN CAME WITH IT AND I HELD IT UP AND IT LOOKED LIKE A CARPET YOU MIGHT PUT IN A BARBIE PARTY HOUSE
AND I WALKED INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND YOUR MOM SCREAMED AND I JUMPED INTO HER MOUTH AND I SHAVED HER TEETH AND SHE PULLED ME OUT AND THREW ME INTO THE COFFEE MAKER
YOUR DAD KILLED ALL THE GRAD SCHOOLS I WAS APPLYING TO WITH A KNIFE
SO I THREW UP ON HIM
